Welcome to FWN's 10 Questions Interview. We are honored to have Fort Worth punk rawkers The Vatican Press join us today.
1. Dogs or Cats? Why?
Eddie: I love them both. I love all animals.
Dwayne: Dogs, cats can be such b******.
Adam: Definitely dogs. Cats are assholes. Also, they walk around in litter boxes and jump on cabinets and tables. Fuck that.
2. Aliens. Do they exist?
Eddie: Aliens do exist... I have seen two UFos.. TX, AND CO
Dwayne: Yes, I am one ... from Uranus
Adam: Aliens definitely exist. I have proof...
3. Drug of choice? (None is not an option btw)
Eddie: My favorite is the same color as your Xmas tree.
Adam: Black tar heroin. I'm gonna catch that fucking dragon, he shit on my couch.
4. Brown or white gravy? (Neither is not an option btw)
Eddie: I love brown gravy... Especially on mashed potatoes!
Dwayne: White, I am only racist against gravys.
Adam: Really depends. White gravy for chicken fried steak, brown for baked chicken or turkey.
5. Favorite weapon of mass destruction?
Eddie: The Plague is one of my faves..
Dwayne: Mustard gas, though ketchup gas would be fun.
Adam: My farts after eating brussel sprouts and poached eggs.
6. Favorite marsupial?
Eddie: My favorite Marsupial is a Koala bear!! So cute and fluffy!
Adam: The opossum! North America's only marsupial! They are critters that eat other critters!
7. Favorite Superhero?
Eddie: The Incredible Hulk!!!
Dwayne: Captain Caveman
8. Did Dez catch it?
Dwayne: Yes but the Packers still won so get over it.
Adam: YOU'RE GODDAMMNED RIGHT HE FUCKING CAUGHT IT ITS SO OBVIOUS HE CONTROLLED THE BALL AND THEN MADE A MOVE TO EXTEND TO THE GOAL LINE SUCH HORSESHIT
9. When you die, if you were given the choice to come back as any animal, which would you choose?
Eddie: I think I would like to be an owl if I had a choice in my afterlife.
Adam: Great White Shark. Seals look DELICIOUS.
10. The best MJ is: Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Mike Jones, or Milla Jovovich?
Eddie: Mary Jane is the best MJ.
Dwayne: My cousin Marcus Johnson.
Adam: She's a bad Mamma Jamma by Carl Carlton. If I need to explain this to you we can't be friends. Google it.
about the word writer person:
Prewitt Scott-Jackson writes Dad poetry & short fiction when he's not hyping and typing for Fort Worth Noise. His writing can be found in Ghost City Press (New York), Five 2 One Magazine (Los Angeles), Prairie Schooner (University of Nebraska Press) and Sick Lit Magazine (Texas), among others. He prefers short walks on the beach because – and I quote – “It’s really hard to walk on sand.”